Because The Holidays Are Magical… And Slightly Unhinged
Fa la la la la… wait, did anyone order teacher gifts? Did we move the elf? Did someone remember the cookies? Did we buy batteries? Why is there still wrapping paper from last year? 😅
Welcome to the most wonderful (and wonderfully chaotic) time of the year.
Meet the “Tis The Season To Spiral” Christmas ceramic coffee mug. Made for everyone who loves Christmas lights, cozy traditions, and holiday magic… while simultaneously running on caffeine, a questionable amount of sleep, and a checklist that somehow keeps getting longer.
Because let’s be real... December is basically a competitive sport.
One minute you’re peacefully drinking coffee by the Christmas tree, and the next you’re panic ordering gifts, searching for matching pajamas, planning holiday meals, decorating, wrapping presents at midnight, and wondering why you volunteered to bring homemade cookies. Again.
Some people are merry & bright.
Some of us are merry & spiraling.
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Perfect Funny Christmas gift for: Moms carrying the entire holiday season, overwhelmed but festive friends, sisters who love sarcasm, coworkers surviving December deadlines, teachers waiting for winter break, coffee lovers, holiday hosts, secret santa gifts, White Elephant exchanges, Office holiday gifts, anyone with "organized chaos" energy.
Processing: Orders ship within 1–3 business days (Mon–Fri, excluding holidays). Pre-ordered items may ship separately once available.
Shipping: Free shipping on most plants and nursery-fulfilled items via USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx or UPS Ground. Manufacturer-direct items have their own rates, calculated at checkout.
Delivery: 3–7 business days after shipment. Tracking confirmation sent via email.
Restrictions: US only. Alaska, Hawaii & territories available; longer transit times and higher rates may apply.
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Shipping Damage on Non-returnable Items
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